5 Things That Will Annoy Mistress

Are you a cheeky submissive who gets all mouthy, just to annoy Mistress? Pushing at an envelop, without clue of the outcome. Testing Her patience, and believing in the delusion- that his behavior is endearing.
It’s a probable 12 to 7 he is WRONG.

A Thursday Throwback Presented by MILF Mistress Vivian

This is a Thursday Throwback goes way back, and features one of my favorite YMM MILFs, Sloan. Imaginative and twisted, in both her writings and phonesex sessions. She was a stand-up gal, fun to tag team sluts with, and she is missed by many – but none more than me.

Here’s hoping wherever my favorite wing-gal may be, she is well and happy and controlling a new crop of naughty fellows.

Miss You Sloan!

You dare Annoy Mistress whiles She’s chillin?

Every Wonder What Will Annoy Mistress?

1. Words and phrases such as…”Quiddit!” “Ow!”and “I’m hiding that suction cup dildo when you leave” are not turn ons.

2. Flipping the bird while your hands are cuffed behind you is a superbly bad idea. Milfs do have eyes in the back of their heads you know and I will punish you for your crimes. Creatively and Cruelly.

3. “Bite me” is never an intelligent rebuttal. It will be taken literally. And as you didn’t specify as to where…

4. Showing your twisted sense of humor by yelling “Fire, fire, fire, fire!” during experimentation with candle wax is just rude.

5. Crossing your eyes, sticking your tongue out and making sarcastically obscene gestures behind the Milf’s back really isn’t the wisest plan. Especially whilst your Superiors are discussing what their plans of how you they will use you. It will haunt you.

(Dis)Honorable Mentions
• Neiner- neiner- neiner…
• Duh…
• That will not fit!
• You can’t make me!

If I may add a phrase that only the bravest of submissives would utter..
You hit like a girl!

I hope you enjoyed this month’s YMM Thursday Throwback. Drop a comment or share a memory, we adore hearing from you.

 HUGS! Milf Mistress Vivian 

Will It Be? Sexy – Silly or Something Scary?

What ever will Mistress Wear ?

Will it be Sexy Silly or Scary

Howdy y’all I’m having trouble choosing a costume this year – and can’t decide if it will be sexy, silly or scary. So here I am just 5 days before Halloween and I want something NEW!

Help Your MILF Choose. Sexy Silly or Scary

With no time to shop, I found a site that has DYI ideas and thought I’d toss it out to y’all, and see if any of them says – Vivian. So check out Cosmopolitan’s 28 Amazing DYI Costumes … cheap and easy 😉 like us. To help me out, just drop a comment with the # you would would pick.

Halloween Party Tonight!

Starting at 9 PM Eastern, join Goddess Hannah for a Naughty Realm Halloween radio show. The theme is the roaring 20’s and Miss Hannah has invited you to an out of the way mansion for an evening of debauchery. While there, the Guest of Honor is murdered! Jusztina from the House of Drăculești is found on the floor of her bedroom bloodied and without a pulse.

Tune into Cock Radio and join the live adult chat at Community Kink. Join the discussion on Enchantrix Empire 

Cuckold Emotions and Sex

Navigating The Tricky Currents

Ah…emotions…tricky little bastards, aren’t they? Even more tempestuous than…me! Emotions have got to be the most difficult to put words to and the easiest to identify with, but only after  having personally experiencing them…Cuckolds, such a virtual paradox of  conflicting feelings, because your mind tends to come down to reality with a resounding thud as soon as your spunk is shot.

How Can I Love AND Hate It?

I really didnt expect her to react that way or really enjoy it. What turned me on so much in the fantasy and even the actual physical part of it, disappeared right after I came.  It was my idea  to do this and she didn’t want to, so I have no one to blame but myself.  That’s why I’m surprised and hate that after we did it, I never wanted to do it again. Until two weeks later. I remember every second of it and love and hate the whole part about where it still turns me on. She told me that she is satisfied with me, loves me and will only fuck this bull again if  I ask her to.


The roller coaster of emotions in cuckolding can be difficult to deal with at times. Ultimately, it is you and your partner deciding on which is the stronger of the feelings and work with it.  Put simply, if it keeps you awake at night, and your relationship suffers because after seeing her scream so loud, cum her brains out and act like she never has, about your cock.

Your MILF Mistresses’ New Look

Do you adore your milf?

You Found Your MILF


Howdy y’all, your MILF Mistress Vivian here to show off the start of YMM’s redesign. It was time to tidy up and hopefully improve the navigation. Site improvements will be on-going, so comments and suggestions are appreciated.

I’d like to thank our always-supportive Miss Cassidy from HelpMyCock for the pretty banner, and fast turnaround time. YMM is pleased to have MILF Meredith from The Sexy Truth, here as a regular contributor.

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What Attracts You to Your MILF Mistress?

We always seem to know exactly what makes your cocks perk up. That’s extremely attractive to every man. but what I want to know is … what specifically makes you crazy lusty for a mature Woman? Maybe that’s a rhetorical question; callers have been confessing their darkest and nastiest proclivities to me, for nearly 10 years.

Her age? Too subjective – MILFs – Cougars – GILFs – can range in years, anywhere from 18 to 80. Personally, I’m delighted that my senior status is so popular with young men these days. They unwittingly keep this old gal lively and damp.

The Nitty-gritty

If we factor out age, we can get down to the nitty-gritty and share some of the tidbits you fellows feed me, when your throbbing cocks are dripping and your brain is in a fog. No matter if a MILF lover is an A-type or submissive slut, there are a few consistencies in both.

Men of all ages appreciate our intelligence and confidence. They seek out women with a controlling nature, and who are powerful enough to keep him on his knees, begging to please.

We know how to dress with style, dance with grace and able to carry on a conversation with anyone from a pauper. When she mingles and works the room, she is sure that – a small single gesture will have you at her side in an instance. Her control over you, turns you weak and wanting more.

After The Ball Is Over

I know what it means in your world to have a stunning and accomplished woman on your arm. Just walking into the room, you gain reputation, admiration and a something called stroke.

If they only knew what would transpire the moment we were alone. They would be chartreuse with envy.

College boys and MILFS

college boys and milfs

college boys and milfs

Many thanks to Guest Blogger Meredith  for a great post about college boys and MILFs.  Miss Viv

So, I was just on vacation and got home. The airport was packed with all these hot studs coming back from the weekend. I live in a college town, so they are crawling with them. I usually avoid the college areas, but these guys were so hot, they made me re-think that. As I was waiting for my luggage, looking tall and tan and a little older, I got to thinking about college boys and MILFS. I mean, why not, right?

College Boys & MILF initiation!

As I said, I live in a college town, But it never occurred to me to try the younger set. But these guys were def hotties and getting my motor running! I felt a bit like Mrs. Robinson as I smiled and made eye contact with a few. Why limit myself to one, right? Anyway, I guess I am going to be part of the college guys and MILFS equation now!

Now, there is a difference between cougars and MILFS, just so you know. I am not a cougar, but did feel like pouncing on some of these hotties! Tight jeans, fit, trim and willing to take directions. Who could ask for anything more?

What’s next?

I had help with my luggage from one college boy, who was charming and slipped me his number discretely. Another said he would love to take me out on the town and I thought… Oh, you have no idea! Another one needed a ride, so I offered. Ok, so call me a cock teasing MIlF! I don’t care. He was handsome as hell and I certainly gave him the ride of his life!

Nothing too over the top, after all we just met. But I certainly bent down as I leaned in front of him to get something out of the glove box. My low cut top inviting him to fantasize. I am going to have fun in my college town! School is in session!

Cock Suckers Know Older Women Love To Watch

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When an Older Women Day Dreams

Yup, youse guys! Seems whenever I start daydreaming one of you cock sucking lil man-whores just slip right into my brain. You on your knees at the Glory Hole, sucking anything that gets waved in your face. You, strolling . . . → Read More: Cock Suckers Know Older Women Love To Watch

Meet MILF Mistress Meredith

Mistress Meredith MILF

Hello stud. Does that seem funny? Well, it shouldn’t. I look at you like a younger then me man who is in his sexual prime. you offer things that excite me, things that older men can’t. For instance, I bet you can go the distance. I bet you can last . . . → Read More: Meet MILF Mistress Meredith

Sexy Older Women Are Like Fine Wine

Older Women . Do Handle w/ Care

If you have ever lusted after an older woman, there are a few things you ought to know. Now, I’m not talking about a 20-something MILF, but us gals who have reached the age of free senior coffee.

Have you ever been in a fine wine . . . → Read More: Sexy Older Women Are Like Fine Wine

Yahoo Messenger Changes

Good afternoon dear readers!

Yahoo Messenger has released a new version of their chat program, and with it – changes that affect my erotic entertainment business.

The upgraded version includes a redesign of the user interface, and the Preferences configurations have been removed. This means – when your entire Buddy list is automatically added . . . → Read More: Yahoo Messenger Changes

The Old Fem Dom Can Feel The Love

The Old Fem Dom Feels The Love.

Howdy! Ya’ll have you missed your old Fem Dom?  I sure have missed being around, and if you wondered where I’ve been – I wrote a post on Fem Domain catching up with my readers.  I’m not at 100% yet – but all the good wishes . . . → Read More: The Old Fem Dom Can Feel The Love