The Mature MILF is RTG!
Oy! When a mature MILF gets behind in her work, all She can do is hustle like a 20 year old, and git it done! So let’s catch up! I’m taking you back to January, the 20th to be specific – and share some details from my 61st Birthday celebration at the country dance hall.
Big Bubba has melded well, into our small circle of 20 something friends – we call them, not quite `nilla. They are aware of my work, and curious for juicy details, about our conversations. I must say, y’all are great fodder, when it’s tipsy story time. I digress ..
January 20th is an auspicious date, and one I share with Big Bubba, however, I’ve been around on this earth, 40+ years more than he. This is the 2nd year we have combined parties, and knocked another one off my bucket list.
Flashback to 1975 Line Dancing @ The Disco
Yup, that was the last time I line-danced, at The Silver Lining Disco, surrounded by the gayest lads that ever shook their boodies. Been there done that. 😉 But there is one dance I never learned, there was never any 2 stepping in Ballroom dance. Enter Bubba, all 6 foot 4 of him – the reputed Prince of the country dance floor.
Oh they didn’t lie, for a bear of a man, he was so light on his feet. I watched as he twirled a parade of pretty young ladies across the floor, between beers. Holding out his hand he said.. Ready to knock another one off your bucket list?
Tripping The Lights Fantastic w/ a Giant
The lesson didn’t take long, it is really a simple trot – if your partner wasn’t 10 inches taller than you, in his shit kickin’ boots. There’s not a pump on earth that can make up for that kind discrepancy. Still it was fun, and I rustled up a few dudes – who were under 3 hands high.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year from The MILF Mistress Vivian! A bit late, but the sentiments are the same. After a very festive gathering at The Casa de Kinky on Christmas Eve and the subsequent champagne hangover, this old gal knew it was going to have to be a quieter New Year’s Eve.
The MILF Was The Hostess With The Mostest
The champagne cocktail and tasty bites gathering was a huge hit in 2015. Quite a few of my regular phone sex callers and followers of my blogs would recognize some of the names on the guest list.
It was a mix of young and old – half of the Amazon twins, the always sexy fem sub miss Pink, gay David, and Crystal the house mouse with a cute new guy in tow. I heard that a certain tasty young man from next door changed his plans, when he found out who would be celebrating with us.
MILF? Or Yenta
A good Hostess not only plans the food and drink. who is invited is equally as important. A mix of personalities, ages and interests will make any social gathering a success, and when the planner is a bit of a Yenta, a love match could happen.
There are times when your Auntie Viv just can’t turn off the Jewish Mother, and slyly puts two lusty singles in the same room with twinkling lights, and cold bubbly. That really is the whole trick to it – set the stage, add a few props and let nature take its course.
You Don’t Have To Go Home. But You Can’t Stay Here
Silly gifts were exchanged, stories swapped, coffee served and the hostess was yawning by 1 AM, a clear clue that the festivities was at an end. The neighbor boy winked at me over his shoulder, while he helped a young lady on with her coat. and a gave him a thumbs-up, along with a smug smile.
I hummed, weaving my way to the bed. I was happy and content and dreaming of Spring weddings, by the time roy had me all tucked in.
Sexy Auntie Viv Take You Shopping For A New Suit
Do you fantasize about a sexy Auntie taking you in hand, to teach you, mold you and dress you like a real man? Someone has to! Just look around any restaurant or club on a Saturday night and you’ll see the epidemic of ill-dressed guys. Grown men in cargo shorts and ball caps, out on the town with beautifully put together dates.
By my observations, the majority of men from 18 to 80 don’t give a flip what kind of a first impression they make. Casual men’s wear has gone from slacks and shirts, to shorts and t-shirts – appropriate for a day at the salt mines, but woefully underdressed for any social situation.
Do Clothes Really Make The Man?
The great business woman, Mary Kay Ash is quoted as saying – “You never get a second chance to make a first impression”. and I have to agree. You’ll never see my submissive out and about, looking like a hobo, and the care he takes with his appearance, makes me proud to be on his arm.
The clothing may not make the man, but looking disheveled puts your random possibilities for a positive reaction, two steps back.
Are You Lacking In The Wardrobe Department?
Perhaps hearing what some of the other Ladies of LDW say about what they expect to see, when their escorts are standing on their doorstep.
When I open the door, I need to see my man looking sharp. How he presents himself is a sign of his sense of self-esteem. If he dresses like a slob, he doesn’t care a whole lot for his health or mental well-being. Give me a neat, put-together man and I will make sure he is taken care of… sexually, more than anything.
A nice pair of jeans or khakis… an ironed shirt… clean shoes -with socks! (And I like colorful socks! “A hint of color.”) This is the way to impress me.
Now, what you put under the clothes? Surprise me!
Thank you, Miss Viv, for asking me how I expect a man to dress on a date with me, although it might be more accurate to say how I expect him NOT to dress! I have a few hard and fast rules – they might seem basic, but some things have to be spelled out (apparently).
No baseball caps. No white socks (an exception may be made if you’re actually playing tennis). No graphic t-shirts. No polo shirts (again, exceptions may be made if it’s Italian, fits properly and silk.) Facial hair is tricky. It’s not that I don’t like facial hair, but make your mind up what it’s supposed to be! A beard’s fine, clean-shaven is also fine but please – no stubble!
Now about how you should smell. I don’t mind a subtle cologne, but if you smell as if you bathed in the stuff don’t bother to show up for the date! It should also be something you took some time in choosing – not the stuff your great aunt Gertrude bought you five Christmases ago!
A man should take some time and effort with his appearance and it should show. If you can’t be bothered; if you have no respect for yourself and your appearance, then what can you expect from ME?
There you have it Gents …
The truth, from Superior Women.
To be continued …
Part 2 Buying The Right Suit
.Let’s Play A Kinky Game.
. Jingle Balls!
Want to play a Kinky Game?
You must know by now – or should, that a MILF Mistress of my many years – sometimes needs a little nudge. Or as I’ve heard it called in man-speak, priming the carbonator. I’m a `55 model and like a Chevy of that era, I need some extra attention before you race my old chassis around the block.
As Easy To Read As a Dime Store Novel
I know what you are thinking. One doesn’t have to be a clairvoyant to know when you heard priming the carbonator – you licked your lips, and perked up like an eager puppy. No dear ones, you best have more finesse than that, if you are going to spark up a Mature Mistress.
How To Woo A Kinky Senior
Take last night as an example. I was hard at work, busy with my end of the month paperwork, the TV was babbling softly in the back ground, when the sound of sleigh bells behind me broke my concentration. I looked over my shoulder, and there stood my sub hubby – naked as a jaybird, except for brass bells hanging from a row of cock rings.
Just like that, my mind was no longer on Tumblr posts – and had a sudden urge to sing. It must have been the bells, because I belted out a snappy rendition of the tune we all know – and twisted it into – Jingle Balls. I clapped my hands and shouted – dance my little puppet – DANCE. And dance he did, gyrating and popping his hips to the 3/4 beat.
What a perfectly silly sight he was, brass rings and bells – setting off prisms of light. I clapped again and commanded him to Stop. He stood like a silent statue, posture faultless, his eyes straight ahead, a perfect example of parade rest. Circling around my play toy, touching and pinching, and plotting .. er planning at my new amusement – the kinky game of Jingle Balls.
Licking Not Required
A MILF my friends – has been there done that – a whole mess of time. So boasting about your pussy licking skills, does not impress or prime my engine. No. It is a twisted imagination combined with fine oral skills, is what will get my panties wet, and my undivided attention.
Mistress Vivian and The New Neighbors
Greetings MILF Fans! If you’ve been following me throughout my 8 years with the LDW Group, you may remember some of the interesting next door neighbors who have come and gone throughout my 15 years in Texas. This past Spring, the cast of characters changed again.
Life Is a Crap Shoot
The small Tudor brick home had stood empty for more than a month. Rentals are scarce in this popular part of town, and it had always been scooped up fast. I was keeping a look out, and hoping this next neighbor would be a sociable family, with their own gardening tools.Then one day, the sign was gone and you could hear the new folks working inside, which was to me, a very a good sign. We exchanged names and pleasantries across garden fences, and was so pleased they were a happy and attractive couple – Janet and Will.
Janet called one morning and asked if I had any coffee, the electricity was off because of repairs and they were all fading fast. There is always coffee brewing at the Casa de Kinky and a perfect way to get to know them better. As I was filling a carafe of the brew that is true, I heard a knock at the portico door.
Miss Vivian? I heard a young voice call as I was just putting cookies in a paper bag. Looking through the screen was a huge young man, well over 6 foot 3 – his bulk filled up the entranceway and he blushed bright red when I looked up and said – oh my.
Friends, we live in a 1920s house, there isn’t a ceiling under 8 foot in this old pile of rocks. But young Bubba – as I eventually tagged him, was a giant of man, who had zero door frame clearance, and the nature of a eager puppy.
Oh My Is Right!
What a fortunate MILF am I! Not only did I get a sweet young man who offers to do chores for the nice lady next door, but I get the added perk of eye-candy, trimming my bushes. ~sigh~ I will just have to enjoy the fantasies and behave myself. After all
One can only be but SO neighborly.
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