Have you ever called a phone sex line in search of mature conversations? If so – I’m your MILF. I can’t tell you how many things I’ve learned from many of you sexy Gents!
Intelligent & Mature Conversations
Not Every Phone Sex Call is Hump the Hostess
Don’t be too surprised – I know how much you guys love to jerk your cock to the sound of my voice. You adore being instructed how and where to put your hands and encouraged to a rousting orgasm. I’m with you on that one, when you moan and groan and call my name in passion, however …
Just this week, I had the pleasure of conversing with a East Coast caller who not only brightened up a rainy day, but left me thinking all day about this crazy world and how much it has changed.
Being as old as I am, there aren’t many subjects that if I can’t talk about. Even when it isn’t a topic I am well versed at – I adore learning new things. Over the past 9 years my callers and I have jibber jabbered about avionics, surfing. mechanical engineering and even farming.
A Good Conversation is Priceless
You may the type of phone sex client, whose focus is on his genitals – bless you horny dudes, but perhaps one dark and lonely night – you need more than your cock stimulated.
That’s the perfect time to tell the lovely dispatcher that you need a mature and understanding lady to chat with, and that lady – is me, MILF Mistress Vivian.
The Cougar Cock Tease Is In
Used to be when I was a young gal, being called a cock tease was the ultimate insult. Not for me, mind you – I’ve never given away my treasures easily, and even then – being called a cock tease, excited me, more than annoyed me. When a guy tried to pull the old – you’re giving me blue balls, I just laughed at him. Little did I know that one day, cracking up about a man’s inadequacies, would be called a skill. Phone sex, is never dull.
Cougars, MILFs what ever you choose to call us, we’ve been around too long to be fooled. I can read you like a cheap novel, and know all your little tricks so well, that sometimes you think I’m physic. But I’m not of course, I just have years of experience playing sex games with men, and winning.
Tease and Delay Is My Way To Play
I adore having you in my clutches, your cock throbbing and dripping, as you whine and beg to cum. Edge and plead all you want, I’m having too much fun to let you blow. Oh don’t you worry – there will be a happy ending, but you just won’t know when – that’s the fun of it.
Tonight would be a perfect time to grab your lube and celebrate the last few days of #Masturbation May with your favorite Cougar, Miss Viv.
Hand Jobs A Lost Art
There are MILFs and then there are – old enough to remember when a good hand job, had real value. Back in the day, the Disco beat had just arrived, and the fashion created a brand new style. The cars still had muscle and getting your knob polished – was payment enough, for a fun Friday night date.
Put Your Cock Into The Hands of an Experienced MILF
Go on – lean back into the soft leather and close your eyes. Its a moonless night, the Chevy parked in our favorite lovers’ lane where we can cuddle and pet. You young ones might call it “macking” – but for us – petting was as far as we went. Maybe if the dinner was extra special – you’d let the guy get to 1st base and maul your titties.
Would you like to slip into the back seat of my `74 Cutlass Supreme and put your dick into the hands of an experienced hand jobber? Call 1-800-356-6169 – you can pick me up on the corner. Who knows, you may make it to 2nd base.
Kinky Seniors Still Swinging After All These years
Hello lovers of kinky seniors! Kinky as in naughty – not how my body feels after a weekend of fun and frolicking. While my old friends on Long Island were going through a rare Spring snow storm, your old Mistresses was out enjoying a sunny and breezy time at the cabin on the lake.
An invitation from our Okie friends to go fishing was a lovely surprise last weekend. Especially since the last time we went “fishing”, everyone brought their toy bags. Yes, the fishing gear too! Its a wonderful excuse to read a good book with a pitcher of sangria.
Friends for more than a decade, it isn’t often we get together to play, but when we do, show and tell is the first order of business. Both Sue and I married our submissives, and both of the guys are kinky tinkerers – always building or modifying our sex toys.
Boys Will Be Boys When There’s Bragging Rights To Be Had
Our Show & Tell could be classified as a dog and pony show – where not only are they showing what they tinkered, but they have to pimp it to the ladies, because we are the deciding votes, actually the only votes.
You see the winner got a very special prize – the two ladies would use the winner, and winning toy on them. The Loser was left to clean up the toy show, and just listen, while the gals tried out roy’s new radio controlled vibrator, on his lovely slut ass.
Who says getting old isn’t any fun!
MILF Mistress Kay Marie is bored with her current lover
Hi Everyone! Happy MILF Monday! Hope you all had a great weekend. Over the past two weeks I have had a little fun myself. See, it’s spring break time. That means, those yummy college guys who don’t hit the beach are home.
I’ll let you in on a little secret. I think it is time I get a new lover. I have had the same one on & off for years. This is my personal lover, not a sub. Since we’ve been together so long, we know each other inside and out – literally. We are quite close and the sex is amazing. Well…. it was. I’m not as much tired of the same ol same ol as I am left wanting more. Unfortunately, my lover is having a hard time keeping up with me.
The last couple of weeks, my gym has had a steady stream of college guys home for break, who after watching them workout, I know that they would have no problem keeping up with me. I have narrowed my choices down to two.
One I have had my eye on for awhile now. For the past year, when he has been home, he’ll come by to help me around my house. He still had his sweetheart until they broke up over the holidays. He is the type of guy who needs his horizons widened. He has been happy with the sex he has had, because frankly, he was getting it regularly. Consistent vanilla sex. Maybe a blow job. Oh the things I could teach him.
The other, I only recently met. He’s that big man on campus. Mr Jock. Gets every girl he wants. Well, or so he thought, because he has never had a woman. Sex to him has always been about having his needs satisfied. It is time he learns his place. His needs, his satisfaction will come only from pleasuring me.
The term is coming to an end shortly. Which one will be going on to a higher form of education?? Decisions decisions. I can tell you two things ~ both NEED me and neither would ever be the same. I’ll keep you posted.
Until next time.
Ms Kay Marie
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The Mature MILF is RTG!
Oy! When a mature MILF gets behind in her work, all She can do is hustle like a 20 year old, and git it done! So let’s catch up! I’m taking you back to January, the 20th to be specific – and share some details from my 61st . . . → Read More: Mature MILF Vivian Plays Catch Up Today
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year from The MILF Mistress Vivian! A bit late, but the sentiments are the same. After a very festive gathering at The Casa de Kinky on Christmas Eve and the subsequent champagne hangover, this old gal knew it was going to have to be a quieter New Year’s . . . → Read More: The MILF Mistress Vivian Wishes You A Happy New Year
Sexy Auntie Viv Take You Shopping For A New Suit
Do you fantasize about a sexy Auntie taking you in hand, to teach you, mold you and dress you like a real man? Someone has to! Just look around any restaurant or club on a Saturday night and you’ll see the epidemic of . . . → Read More: Sexy Auntie Viv Asks. Do The Clothes Really Make The Man?
.Let’s Play A Kinky Game. . Jingle Balls!
Want to play a Kinky Game?
You must know by now – or should, that a MILF Mistress of my many years – sometimes needs a little nudge. Or as I’ve heard it called in man-speak, priming the carbonator. I’m a `55 model and like . . . → Read More: A Kinky Game Called Jingle Balls Just In Time For The Holidays
Mistress Vivian and The New Neighbors
Greetings MILF Fans! If you’ve been following me throughout my 8 years with the LDW Group, you may remember some of the interesting next door neighbors who have come and gone throughout my 15 years in Texas. This past Spring, the cast of characters changed again.
Life Is . . . → Read More: The MILF and The Sexy Young Man Next Door