MILF? GILF? What Does It Mean?

Age is just a numberHello MILF Fans!  Sure sure, I know what MILF and GILF stands for, but I’m way past my M days, and doubt I’ll ever be a G – so what do they really mean?

What Do Those 4 Letters Really Mean?

Lets be real, after all I speak with horny men all day long, and I know when you factor it down – y’all just want to get into my panties. I just happen to be old and  still sexy. But I think it’s more than that, its about a culmination  of a long life full of  experiences.

The Art of Conversation

Would you be surprised to know that many of our phone sex sessions are more conversation than cock stroking? Don’t get me wrong, I adore when you whip out your man meat and jerk it like a monkey! However I do get something extra when a fellow comes to me for life advice and suggestions about your love life. Knowing that somewhere out there a man has learned how to woo a Woman, or used some of my suggestions to spice up a relationship, really makes my job, very satisfying.

The Goal is Happiness

Whether it is guided masturbation, sharing your deepest fantasies, or seeking solid advice, my goal for you is happiness. If squirting your jizz, dressing up like a woman, or finding a Fem Dom to call your very own is what will bring you joy – then that is MY happiness. Funny how that works. :)

So if you are confused about all those dirty thoughts, have a randy dick aching to be teased, or need to impress and surpise your love partner, your wise and wonderful MILF is just a phone call away.

 

 

 

 


 

MILF Mistress Vivian Has a Smokin’ Good Time

Two Stepping MILF

TGIF y’all! Have I told you how much fun I’ve been having lately with a flirty group of 20 something young ladies?  We’ve been hitting this HUGE country bar here in town, and it’s a new experience for this native New Yorker, who stopped line dancing around 1978. Honestly, the first time I walked in it was like I had traveled back in time – a packed dance floor and Everyone was smoking  like  freight trains!  - 

Too Old To Two-Step?

When they first invited me out I thought – I’ll never keep up, but the 50 cent shots lured me in. it only took a few shots from the speed rack, to forgot my MILF status and started accepting invitations to dance from some very tasty cowboys. I think what struck me that first night, was how many times my GFs said no to some very nice men, who wanted to 2 Step with them. Silly me, I forgot that the twins stood almost 6 foot in their cowgirl boots.

Fifty Something & Still Flirty

Maybe that’s why there was so much girl-on-girl dancing! No wondering why this sexy old gal- rusty as I am,  danced until closing time and I was the one that went home with a pocket full of phone #’s. The question is, will I use any of them. Maybe I’ll give a call to the tall fellow who held me so close; I could feel his hard cock on my thigh. It could have been my smooth moves and low cut blouse, but I think it started growing when I told him that I work in the phone sex industry.

He was quite amusing too- sliding past our table  to ask when I was going to talk dirty to him. Of course my hot GF’s, The Pimptresses in Training - knew just what to say …

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Yes dear readers, it is good to be me!

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Body Modification on The Magic Bus Last Night

Good Morning Cock Radio Fans! When Ms Catherine told me that the theme on The Magic Bus last night was Body Modification I wanted catch the bus and share my story about roy’s piercing. I knew I couldn’t ride the bus,  so I figured – why not write about it.

No Stranger To Pain

The only modifications roy has had since we became a couple, is the tribal Tat on his shoulder that represents his Mistress and a nipple piercing done as a Valentine gift. Both are subtle and have a great meaning for us both. When a bdsm lifestyle friend Ms Ice, who does piercing asked if roy could be the demo sub at the next party, we were all in.

First Do No Harm

The piercing was such a huge change that Ms Ice was concerned if I would enjoy it after the fact. She put it to the test by piercing my favorite strap-on dildo and instructed me to ride it, before we decided to go forward. One after the other, she added barbells on the underside of the shaft, till there were 5 in a neat row.

Mister B never flinched and I took him home for a week and rode him like a green broke pony. It wasn’t the most comfortable ride, but the visual got me so excited and the thought of him submitting to so much pain, just for me, amped it up.

The Night of the Dark Party

I was a large crowd, everyone was milling around and waiting for that night’s Main Event. Ms Ice spoke quietly to us while she prepared my submissive’s cock. My hand grasped in roy’s, I wondered if I had made the right decision – but his smile and cheeky wink relaxed me, and I nodded that she could continue.

My eyes never left his, and Ms Ice said .. Nice deep breath – and it began. Only I could see the pain wash across his face, and I watched as he found his center and rode the wave of pain and slip to his happy place. Floating in subspace, Ms Ice took her time – making sure each new barbell was perfectly placed and by the 5th one, the audience was buzzing, and so was I. 

The After Effects

The lights were lowered as I scooted around to lay his head in my lap. His beautiful blue eyes were glazed over and I whispered how proud I was, as the guests came closer to see. Lordy! I was so hot, I couldn’t wait to get him back to our hotel. Ms Ice provided the after care, making sure he was well hydrated, and clear-headed.

Carefully dressing the newly pierced sub, she handed me a sheet of instructions and whispered in my ear .. Don’t worry – he’s tough – and you’re a Sadist -have at him. I wouldn’t have to be told twice, every time I ran my hand down his back .. he shivered and gave a tiny moan.  I laughed as he tried to find a comfortable position behind the wheel and when I grazed over his crotch lightly – he moaned – not in pain, but with passion.

I knew then that Ms Ice was correct – he could take it – and I was going to give it to him. Horny I asked and he moaned, yes Madame – my cock is getting hard.  Hurrying to the room, I ordered him to strip and get busy.

Sure sure, it might seem cruel – making him stroke his cock still so sore , but he was chosen as mine, because he would take whatever I gave out, and be grateful for the attention.

When Reality Comes a Knocking

 It took weeks to heal, weeks I truly enjoyed. Pain without effort, I was in heaven. In heaven until it healed completely and we could make love. I may be considered a MILF, but my spirit is young and still curious.

OUCH!

It didn’t take very long .. I found out that, as beautiful as it looked, a 5 piece ladder piercing, was not made for fucking a slim-hipped Woman. I did give it the ole college try, but in just a few days, I was carefully and gently removing all 5.

It was fun while it lasted – and even though it wasn’t for us – we knocked another thing off our sexual bucket list and had a great story to tell.


 

The Mistresses Give Once Again

Greetings MILF Lovers! ! After a weekend of sunshine and rain, it’s clear that in Texas, Spring is here to stay! I think all this loveliness has our Head Mistress in the throes Spring Fever, because there’s a Phonesex special for not just our regular fans, but this one is also offered to those of you that have never called.

Hard to believe that there’s anyone on the planet that hasn’t called the best Erotic Telephone Entertainment – Ever ! So from NOW until Monday morning at 5 AM every call that is 20+ minutes will receive  10 minutes -on us! It can be used on that call – or you can save it at a later date!

I’ll be rockin’ with the Night Owl’s tonight, so feel free to message me on Yahoo or Skype – I’d love to hear from YOU.

 

 


 

Big Dick or Puny Penis Old Miss Viv Loves Them All

Good Morning MILF Mavens! Its funny sometimes, what pops into my mind when I first wake up. Because I never remember my dreams, I can only assume that last night I was dreaming about yesterday’s video cam session, and the wee willie presented for my amusement.

You’d think I’d dream about Mega Man Meat I get to watch on cam – like Tasty Boi’s sizable schlong, all hard and dripping and on the edge. Shouldn’t a visit to Dream Land include my frequent flyer with his fist pounding his flared cock, I named Cobra – instead of some pitiful and puny pud ?

Meat Popsicle - Sausage - Tiny Tool - Bologna Pony - Love Muscle

No matter what you call it, I want to see it. Yes, even you small dicked guys can be fun to watch, jerking your junk like a horny `ho and begging to dump your batch. This old gal is ALL about the Money Shot. Velocity, distance, volume, accuracy, and eagerness to gobble up the goo matter more to me, than what prick you are packin’.

Long Dong  or  Little Chubby?

Because you all seem to be So Focused on penis size, I went digging for information. You know your Miss Viv LOVES to ferrett out those nuggets of information that have alluded you. As always, my first stop for good information on anything medical is Net Doctor.

  • The flaccid state of your penis is just 3-4 inches, from base to tip.
  • Foot size, height, race or any other physical attributes don’t relate to penis size.

Here’s a few fun facts from Masters and Johnson about the cock at rest:

  • The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5′ 7″ tall (170 cm).
  • The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5′ 11″ (180cm).

What about when it’s standing proud?

  • The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.
  • The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.

This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).

See? Maybe your johnson isn’t as miniscule as you thought!

Ever wonder what the biggest dong on record measures?

  • The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.

I don’t know about you, but they sure look bigger on porn stars!

So no matter what size you are, remember that this MILF Fem Dom will enjoy watching you jerk- off your prick, as you are guided to the best, most fulfilling orgasam of your weekend.

Psst!

Don’t forget to wish The Scarlet Mistress a Happy 4th Anniversary!

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The MILFs in Hibernation

 

 

Good afternoon MILF Lovers! It has been one hell of a start to 2014. Both Sloane and I have been snowed on, snowed in and hibernating between ISP issues! I started to wonder last week – when another wave of the crud hit both households - if it was possible we were . . . → Read More: The MILFs in Hibernation


 

The MILF Lovers’ Votes Have Been Tabulated

I was going to record this snippet of conversation between Sloane and me - but my tenor voice has gone all basso profundo, and it needs some rest.

SO!

We were on Skype tying up loose ends, getting our ducks in a row for the launch of our first 2 Mistress Call promotion, and the . . . → Read More: The MILF Lovers’ Votes Have Been Tabulated


 

The Voyeur, The Exhibitionist and The Slut

 

 

 

Good afternoon Kinksters! As you can see, I can’t seem to get Sloane off my mind this week.  Could it be that we have put our heads together and thought of a special treat for those of you who adore being used by 2.

I Observe

The man . . . → Read More: The Voyeur, The Exhibitionist and The Slut


 

Mingling with MILFs

 

 

 

Good evening sexy peeps! I’m having one of those wonderful days when all the pieces fit perfectly, with very few frustrations. That’s a golden day, for sure. Yesterday wasn’t so shabby either, because I got a welcome surprise when my wing-gal Sloane found her way back to her LDW home.

A Delicious Combination . . . → Read More: Mingling with MILFs


 

Ms Vivian and 10 Minutes of Free Phone Sex For You- Starting at Midnight

 

 

Cum and Party Hard with MILF Mistress Vivian

 

She’s Celebrating 6 Years of Phone Sex Fun~

 

Way More Than Wine and Dine…

 

Starting at Midnight Tonight!

 

 

10 minutes of Free Phone Sex with a Lifestyle Mistress

Starting right at the stroke of midnight, Thursday . . . → Read More: Ms Vivian and 10 Minutes of Free Phone Sex For You- Starting at Midnight