How Does YOUR Cock Measure Up?
Having a small cock is humiliating isn’t it? Do you cringe when you get naked to do the nasty for the first time and wonder what your partner may say upon seeing that pitiful penis? Do you hate but crave the humiliation aspect, find that it makes your little cock harder when laughter about it is present? Let’s talk…Small cock checklist. Have you ever heard these things about your itty bitty cock? Get back with me-this phone sex Milf really wants to know all about your tiny pecker!
Size DOES Matter:
1. Are you cold?
2. Well…This does explain your car.
3. Ahhhh, look how tiny! It’s so cute!
4. Wow…so…why don’t we just cuddle?
5. It does work…right?
5. Damn and your feet are so big!
I'm Screwed and NOT By YOU!
6. Would it squeak if I squeeze it? Can I try?
7. Why am I being punished like this?! Why?!
8. Maybe if we water it-it’ll grow?
9. Does it look better in natural light you think?
10. What is that?! (belly laugh and point)
You’ll have to excuse me if I wonder aloud about your insignificant cock and hoping it comes with an air pump. While I typically judge people on personality, I most sincerely and fervently hope that this is an optical illusion. If not, I’m crossing my fingers, toes, and eyes that your talents lie…elsewhere as I doubt I’m even going to feel you inside me. This lifestyle Milf Mistress needs young studs with large cocks to satisfy her needs and well…you don’t measure up. Perhaps we should discuss cuckolding instead!
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Hmm, MsSloane, well I’m not one for SPH, but I do know some guys enjoy being reminded of their ummm… short comings. I do have small feet though so I’m hoping it works in reverse here.
LOL
Hi magnus!
I suppose I can always make exceptions…
Small feet it is!
Ms Sloane
LOL, also, I suppose that locked up, things are all pretty much the same size anyway.
Quite true magnus!
Chastity has a way of rendering all men
to feel…small and denied! Until I unlock you that is!
I can only imagine what a horny toad you’d be after…
14 days of denial? Wanna try?
Ms Sloane
I do think 14 days would be just about right, Ms Sloane. I’d never want to go long term anyway, but just enough to reach that begging point.
No doubt it would increase my adoration skills quite nicely too. lol
Bringing you to that begging, bargaining, pleading point=easy.
You adoring me in new and unique ways=priceless
LOL There is that fine line to always be aware of-
and I hold a Masters degree in that!
Oh my, Ms Sloane…. Though I think I’d be afraid to adore you too well since then the key might accidentally “get lost”…
But I do like the thought of seeing you in thigh high stiletto boots and a mortarboard cap. (I’m sure we could find something fun to do with the tassel too.
)
I tend to be a hard habit to kick…
guilty as charged, but a Mistress can never have too much adoration either!
Oh and keys and I…well you know! LOL Mysteriously disappear all the time!
I must have gremlins…
Tassel..hmm…I think I have the perfect solution!
C’mere!
I totally agree that a Mistress cannot have too much adoration. Hmmm, and well if the gremlins steal the keys, I guess they would know what they are doing. Perhaps they’d want to see what happens *after* I get to the begging and bargaining stage… lol
*Obediently presents himself for the tassel solution*
Look! It’s a spinning tassel cock propeller!
Ready for take off…
Oh! I asked the gremlins…they are open to the idea…
with the proviso that it be when you least expect it! LOL
LOL, Ms Sloane. Of course I’m sure that “when I least expect it” would be the time I’m told I’ve finally been in chastity long enough and have provided sooo much adoration that I deserve a reward and finally get to cum…. and then it would be.. “oh wait… hmmm… keys… keys keys keys…where did they go?? Oh well, I guess it wasn’t meant to be. Good thing your tongue is still free, magnus…”
Aw…do you think I would be that cruel?
Nah…it’d be more like…”I’ll unlock you today if you can manage to…
(insert my whims here) …manage to bungee jump while twirling flaming batons…or
sing the “I’m a Lumber Jack” song at top volume while wearing your kilt and
doing those amazing high leg kicks like chorus girls do….in Madison Square!
In other words…show me and we’ll talk about the key!
See? Not forgetful, just very intent on not living a mundane life!
Oh, and dragging you from that mundane blah, blah, blah rut with me!
Well, I don’t think of it so much as cruel, Ms Sloane. Mischievous, perhaps, and certainly exerting control, and those are not bad things at all. But… I do like your ideas and satisfying a Mistress’ whims is something any sub should strive to do. I’m not so sure about juggling anything flaming even standing still though. How about I combine and bungee jump in the kilt?
I would probably be screaming like a little girl though and forget the words to the Lumberjack song though.
And being dragged from a mundane rut sounds pretty good to me….
muses aloud…bungee jump and kilt= kilt remains pasted to body by gravity…
Nope! That takes all the fun out of it! Bungee jump with kilt whilst snake wrangling?
How’s that grab ya?;)
Ah but the screaming like a girl does have some merit to it….hmmm….
I’m many things, but boring isn’t one of them!
The word “boring” never comes to mind when thinking of you, Ms Sloane.
Though..snake wrangling?? Seems fraught with peril while wearing a kilt. I mean…getting bitten there would be unpleasant… Not to mention then someone would need to suck the poison out…..
Exactly!
I’m not seeing a downside here magnus…LOL
Hmm, well I suppose if the person does a good job of sucking that poison out, who am I to complain? *belts the kilt on* Let’s roll. LOL
I do confess to having a small cock, mistress and deserve whatever ridicule it deserves!