Knk Speak on the DL
Do You Speak Knk?
Much as it chaps my ass, prudence is necessary at times. Learning Knk Speak can smooth the way, lessen your chances of pulling a boner, and does add some zest to real everyday life. Read and learn.
“Oh I’m sorry. I’m missionary style-incompatible. Highly allergic. I guess I should wear that medical bracelet, huh?” (wink)
Translation-Vanilla sex okay but…take the hint and ask me if I’m kinky!
“Absolutely! I’m totally knk-progressive! So cool to see you are too!” (mischievous smirk)
Translation- Exactly what are you into so I don’t put my foot in my mouth. Work with me here!
“I’m more of a spank natured type of lady in foreplay” (evil grin)
Translation- I’m dying to paddle that gorgeous ass of yours. What say you?
” I firmly believe in being endorphin-enhanced at all times” ( lick my lips)
Translation-Look big guy. I’m a multi orgasmic woman and really want to get naughty with you!
“You can consider me fetish-accessible” (hand to my shirt buttons)
Translation-I have sex toys, I will travel (after I get my car). Let’s get freaky already!
Learning Knk Speak is Easy!
Maybe you don’t want to explain for the ten millionth time, what your kinks are or why certain fetishes do it for you. Maybe you need to keep your naughtiest pleasures hidden for various reasons. Words are powerful aren’t they? I’m a lifestyle Milf Mistress, I get off on erotic high end phone sex sessions and love hearing a man cum (among many other things) but I don’t holler out my front door for the entire world to hear what I do, what I enjoy. I simply speak knk!
Give me a call, confess those secrets, let’s talk Knky!
Ms Sloane, I do love this “code”. For me, I don’t normally feel I can even mention such things to people unless I know they are also kinky, regardless of whether we share the same kinks or not.
Of course, a woman could describe herself spank natured or just tell me she wants to paddle my gorgeous ass. Both work for me.
BTW, can I ask a serious question? Why do you write it as “KNK”? I like it but I just wondered if I was missing something.
KNK dearest magnus,
is simply Sloane’s quirkiness showing, nothing more.
LOL You didn’t miss a thing! It’s just everyone else spells it Kink…
and I dance to my own beat. See?
Much like having a code for hiding what we like, in plain site.
It tickles me, to be able to speak in terms that won’t out us or
subject us to the ever popular, “You like wwhutt?!
It’s the ability to interject and add excitement into the mundane reality
and kick it up a notch or two.
“I am the people your parents warned you about”
Rock on magnus!
Ms Sloane
Ah, I understand Ms Sloane, and you know I love your quirkiness.
But thank you for explaining that. Nice to know I’m not missing anything…. well not as much anyway. lol
I like the code thing. I’d love to hear more people use it as I’m out and about though I don’t know how likely that is. Maybe when I’m wearing the kilt….
And ohhhh…. you’re the one! Hmm, I’ll tell my mother I found you then. lol
Yup magnus, please tell dear ole Mom that you have been illuminated to the dangers
of a Mistress with a taste for all knk and a’creative’ mind that goes a zillion miles an hour,
coupled with a very strange sense of humor, that she warned you about,so long ago. Set her mind at ease.
Be sure to do so while wearing that kilt…oh I could so run with this….
Run as far as you like, Ms Sloane. I’ve yet to show her my kilt, so this sounds like the best opportunity. I’m sure she’ll be relieved to know that I’ve discovered the person to watch for so I can keep a special eye on her and all her wonderful creativity in all things knk. You know, so I don’t fall prey. Yeah, that’s it….
LOL
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Tell me magnus…does the phrase
“Famous last words” sound familiar?
Ms Sloane, they’d only be my last words because that’s all I could get out before your shoving the ball gag in my mouth and taking me away.
See magnus?
Smart IS sexy! LOL
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a…WINNER!