How Can I Help Your BDSM Phone Sex Issue Today?

 A Whole New Support System-It Could Happen!

I was thinking how nice it might be if there were a BDSM sex toy help line out there, like the tech support we (I) always have to call because my laptop has issues (it conspires against me) for when snafus with sex toys occur.  As this Milf Mistress is terminally afflicted with both helacious creativity (mind monkeys-they bite) PLUS have had tons of recoup time on my hands recently, I imagined a scenario like this.

IT For BDSM Sex Toy Mishaps

IT: Hello, and thank you for calling BDSM Boners!

My name is Stroke Master, how can I assist you out of your sex toy fuck up today?

C:  Hi! Um… I was trying to do this violet wand thingy and… it’s not working.                       

IT: Did you turn it on?

C: Yeah! I’m not stupid you know!

IT: So it won’t turn on or…what exactly is it doing?

C: Nothing! That’s the problem!

IT: It’s plugged in?

C: Oh… wow…You must be really smart! Did you go to school? Of-course it’s plugged in, you idiot! What now, smart guy?

IT: (after a moment) You do know that it’s made to create sensation when there is a gap between the wand attachment and the body?

C:  Well why the hell didn’t you tell me the first time?! I’ve had this thing on my cock all damn night!

IT: I assumed you were more familiar with wands, sir. My apologies. Try moving it just a little away-…

C: (screams and crashing sounds)

IT: I’m so glad I could be of assistance to your BDSM sex toy needs, have a great evening!

From Your Milf Ms with the Most-est…

I dunno about you all out there, but I’d do it! Jus’ sayin’. What say you?