MILF. The word itself has only been part of our vernacular since the late Nineties, but the idea behind it dates back to the oldest recorded history. What is it about a MILF that holds so much mystique and allure? Is it just a sexual drive or is there more to it? I can’t promise that I will be able to explain the former, but I can teach you a few things about the latter. Open your eyes, take my hand, and trust me a little bit. It’s not that far into the shadows, I promise. You can even bring your friends to make sure you all learn a thing or two.

What is a MILF?

The word is an acronym that defines itself.

Adult Female Parent
I’d
Like (to)
Fuck

During the last twenty years, the term has been used to describe women who are desirable and approaching their sexual prime whether they have offspring or not. And that has stretched beyond the boundaries of simply movies or the masturbatory fantasies of backroom magazines. A bare glimpse at the last fifty years of film will show the same lines played over and again, with the male and female partners trading off as predator and prey.

I think you’re the most attractive of all my parents’ friends!

You can’t talk about a MILF without talking about Ben Braddock and Mrs. Robinson. That scene, with Anne Bancroft’s leg in the foreground and a sweating Dustin Hoffman in the background, has become iconic. He’s enthralled by the illusion of her savvy sexuality, finding himself transitioning from a boy to a man under her careful tutelage. (Yes, I know I’m romanticising the rest of the film. Humour me, poppet.) One generation later, Jennifer Coolidge brought the stereotype into the new millennium with her portrayal of woman-on-the-make Stifler’s Mom. More than merely sexually available, she is an aggressively sexual woman who gets off on her status as a MILF.

Power is Sexy.

There have been studies by such auspicious institutions as Purdue University into the mystique. Historically speaking, Freud and Kinsey have the been the sources cited but, why ask a man when a woman can so easily answer the question for you. In handing control over to a woman, allowing her desires to direct the path of your sexual journey. By letting go and following her lead, learning to pleasure her instead of chasing after your wants, relaxing into the boundaries of the disciple, you can find a release greater than you could imagine.

 

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