3 Gifts Any Cougar Or Milf Will Love

 

Cougar and Milf Gift Giving Doesn’t Have To Be Hard

 

 

Younger guys always procrastinate

It’s crunch time, do you know what you’re planning on giving to your Cougar? Lemme guess…would that sucking sound I hear be your ass puckering? Did you just realize that you’ve forgotten the Milf who rocks . . . → Read More: 3 Gifts Any Cougar Or Milf Will Love

What We Have Heah…Is Failure…To Ejaculate

Strokers Start Your…Engines?! What? Wait…

 

 

Gentlemen…Start Your Engines

Yes indeedy~I’m bbackk and I’m in one hellacious I want to hear you moan my name kind of mood. After a relatively dry, think absolutely mind numbing, beat my head on the nearest wall, while giggling hysterically because I (sing it with me . . . → Read More: What We Have Heah…Is Failure…To Ejaculate

Finding Sex With No Strings Required

 

 

                                            Let the Wild Riot Begin…

I’m laughing as I type this, realizing that if I don’t preface the next statement with the knowledge that this is about a broad a generalization . . . → Read More: Finding Sex With No Strings Required

The Milf Mistress and A Cuckold Sissy To Be

                                Yesterday Was A Mistake…Sorta                       

An Apology and a Cuckold Set Up?

It’s not like I woke with the diabolical plan in my head to almost . . . → Read More: The Milf Mistress and A Cuckold Sissy To Be

SmallDickitis is a BIG Problem

Small Cocks are a BIG Problem!

Attention Small Cock Sufferers!

Attention! Do you have a small cock? A teeny weenie? Do you suffer from Smalldickatosis? Have you been asked that terrible question…’Is it in yet?” Take heart,  this  is for you! Coming soon, to a phone near you…Mistress Sloane’s Small Cock Support! Small Dickery . . . → Read More: SmallDickitis is a BIG Problem

BDSM Sex Toy Help Line

How Can I Help Your BDSM Phone Sex Issue Today?

 A Whole New Support System-It Could Happen!

I was thinking how nice it might be if there were a BDSM sex toy help line out there, like the tech support we (I) always have to call because my laptop has issues (it conspires . . . → Read More: BDSM Sex Toy Help Line