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Kinky Resolutions

Sloane — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 10:30:17 +0000

Time To Get Down To It

Did you make it through your New Year celebration alive and intact? Good! It’s time to make those resolutions! What? No resolutions? Why not?! That’s part of the fun! Oh! Wait…You think I meant, oh no, no darling! I mean your KINK Resolutions! Ah…better isn’t it? I thought so! Did that permeate the holiday hangover buzzing in your ears?

: Drink! Time To Work

Make The New Year YOUR Year Of Kink!

Grab a notebook, imagine a clean slate and wipe the failures or errors, mistakes, all the crap from 2011 and tell me exactly what kink or kinks, fetish or fetishes, you want to explore. If you seriously thought I’d be taking notes or reading your mind for you then you need some serious Excedrin!

So What Turns Your Crank?

: I Can’t Read Your Mind

It’s your turn! You tell me! What do you want to try this year? What sinfully wickedly naughty thoughts are circulating in that foggy brain of yours? Write them down or better yet – schedule your very own steamy phone sex session with me and tell me yourself!

: Now Taking Naughty Confessions

Pops Your Cork?

C’mon stud, I’m waiting and you really shouldn’t make a Milf Mistress wait! Especially one such as me! Send me a list, don’t be shy! It’s far past time to get your freak on!

Gets Your Tally Whacking?

It’s your needs and wants and desires I’m after. Nothing more!

I’m Making MY List-Make YOURS!

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Sloane — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:12:13 +0000

I Wanted To PLAY!

I’m Not Amused

To say that my holiday was enjoyable is like hearing someone tell you that going to the oral surgeon to get all of their teeth yanked out was a blast, fun, wanna do it all again! In short? I’m not amused.

Out here in the country, family traditions are still big, families still get together and still squabble, as it is…tradition, you see. Out here, families just love to torment other family members for the sheer exhilarating over the top rush that follows when a bomb is dropped and the steam begins to roll from the tormentees ears. Or maybe it’s just my family. Who knows?

I had my holiday planned perfectly. Down to the very last intricate and minute detail. I was to kick it off with some heartily rousing and oh so delightfully entertaining cock tease and denial confessions followed by some soulful begging me to let them cum, done on the part of my oh so willing playmate of the evening, and finishing with a grand finale of a some truly inspired ways of cumeating that would start my Christmas Day with my lust for kink satisfied for the next 8 hours, at least. Then after a pleasant interlude, perhaps a cuckold creampie would serve as a sweet beginning to another lusty night. In short? It was beautiful.

Did You Hear ...KNOCK?

We’re HHEREE!

Wrong. That’s when Fate (and I hate that bitch) knocked on my door at 2am on Christmas eve, cleverly disguised as my family. Unannounced they showed up. Descended upon my poor confused and kink fogged brain, smiling at my disbelieving stare. “We wanted to surprise you!” they said happily. Oh…they did all right.

Don’t get me wrong here. I am not an ungrateful Mistress. I love my family, I do. Surprises I do not care for at all, unless they are of the heels, lingerie or sex toy variety. Suffice it to say, I was very effectively snatch blocked for the next hellaciously long 48 hours. Hey, YOU try getting naughty secret phone sex calls with Gramma in the next room. And that ole chick can still HEAR!

‘Now Ms Sloane, that’s not very nice,’ you might say, ‘to be mean towards your family’. Ha! You don’t know these devious little family members whose seemingly soul mission in life is to rattle my brain! They LIKE making me squirm and as I had a carefully planned out and tastefully decorated table in er…my style, including a half naked playmate in a bow tie (I like formal occasions) sex toys, a whip and a vibrator or two as a center piece…you may start to see the light.

Aha Moments

Yes, I thought it would begin to dawn on you, the light of comprehension. You see my…predicament. Try to welcome family into a house set up and decorated not for family! Yes indeedy! And on that note, I shall leave you for the moment.

What’s The Password

You see, I have New Years plans this year and I firmly intend on locking my door. I dare any family to surprise THIS Milf Mistress again! This only is for family however. If you happen to be in Memphis on New Years Eve and come knocking, yell the password for admittance. What is it? I thought you’d never ask! Mistress Sloane Rocks My World! Think you can remember that? I look forward to seeing you…in all of your…glory. Don’t forget the bowtie!

Join Me-No Family Allowed!

The Milf Way

Sloane — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:58:30 +0000

Hi there! My name is Sloane and I’m one of the new-er Milf Mistresses at LDW. Milfs have sooo much fun, don’t they? I really enjoy a younger man, who has grown up enough to understand that sex is more fun than video games, has quick recovery time, and is willing to take instruction. I like having a virile young stud atop me, love that energy and stamina and plain old fun that sex with me involves! Sex and all its many facets is what makes my world go ’round.

I know what I like, am not afraid to tell you, and if you follow my lead? Oh…the possibilities of wonderous things to come in our own private playground of kink are limitless! I’ve long since shed my inhibitions and prefer not to play games…well except with your cock. And your mind. If my opening the door, throwing my keys on the table and unzipping your fly all in one stride interest you, then you’ve come to the right place! Shall I teach you what edging is and how much more heightened anticipation adds to your climax? Or will you just stroke that manhood of yours, jerk it, make it throb, while I watch you? I do love to cocktease…drive you higher and higher with lust.

Maybe you want to take two of us Milf mistresses on at the same time…feeling spunky are you? Think you can handle us? I adore doing 2 Mistress calls, so much fun! What would you do with two of us directing you? Mmmm…the mind boggles and the cock hardens, doesn’t it?

Give me a spin! I’m Tennessee bad and intelligent kink with wild sex all rolled into one tight blonde bombshell. Ready to play? I thought so! We do seriously erotic Milf phone sexwith style, don’t doubt it!

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Give me a call at 1-800-815-3705 and find out for yourself!
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You can find me on Yahoo Messenger- I am enchantrixsloane.
Either way? I hope to hear from you really soon!
XXOO

Mistress Sloane
Hear my voice now!

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You Aren’t OLD Till You Stop Having FUN!

Vivian — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:58:08 +0000

Believe it or not, gents – a young man barely over the age of consent – said that to me. You aren’t old, till you stop having fun. His words were so simple and on point, I resisted the urge Pop his cute mouth, for speaking – when he should be focused on my weary feet, now placed in his lap.

Out of the mouths of babes! Or hunky babes. LOL! Oh there’s nothing finer than a tasty boy, still wet behind the ears, still limber and so very eager! The one with the words wise beyond his years, was a prime example, of prime meat – cut fresh off the hoof.

Oh I know I shouldn’t have been dallying with one so green, but his voice was sweet, with a soft lateral lisp, that melted my heart. Better he be in my Service, and be gently guided towards a happy life, that enhances his nature. No cheerleaders, or cupcake cuties for this one. No, no. Those kinds of girls would ruin him – capturing him with hints of kinky, that would never develop and only leave him wanting and unhappy.

No! I couldn’t allow that – there aren’t enough well mannered young men these days, to let this one be cornered by some vixen’s pert titties, teased, taken, bedded and wedded, by someone who will never appreciate the perks of a submissive male.

No! I think not!